Where’s the Penalty Area? … Red Arrows

Where’s the Penalty Area? … Red Arrows

1. Facts: A Short Memory Despite the gracious and restrained Ruling issued recently by Foremost in favor of opponent AN (an opinion , by the way, for which F was widely criticized), AN showed no such mercy for Foremost who was the principal in a somewhat confusing ball identification incident. (See, CM comment re F’s prior Ruling): F hit a high, slicing drive which clearly landed right of the cart path on the Par 5 17th Hole at HCC. It…

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Too Close to Call?

Too Close to Call?

As the dinner line starts inching its way around the corner at the Ugly Dog, Foremost knows that prime golf season in the mountains is at hand, as the length of the dinner line generally foreshadows a rise in Rules grumblings from the area golf courses. These grumblings are, of course, pleasant at first, as the serious club competitions are only just beginning. A Reader may or may not be surprised to hear that F was a party to, or…

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Spring Games

Spring Games

For some reason the words sounded familiar. In a four-ball match play competition at BMCC, Foremost could only listen as opponent JB was conducting a long-winded Hakeem Jefferies-type soliloquy to a small audience on the first hole. My partner (BC) and I “have been taken advantage of for many years”, he began, “resulting in a massive transfer of wealth” from our pockets to greedy, undeserving opponents who “have grown rich at our expense”, all the while playing with the sole…

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Slow News Day

Slow News Day

Facts Perhaps to no one’s surprise, Foremost found himself in the middle of a minor rules brouhaha recently on the very first hole at BMCC, a difficult Par 5 played into an elevated green. In a Four-Ball competition, F’s approach had nestled at the front of the green some 30-40 feet from a back-center pin placement. Opponent PC had then hit a marvelous approach to about 8 feet below the hole, directly in F’s putting line. F arrived at the…

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Foremost, the Fascist?

Foremost, the Fascist?

Facts As tensions rise and nerves fray due to a heated election season and the staggering unpredictability of college football, Foremost regrettably has to report that he has witnessed similar mistrust, anxiety, and combativeness on a golf course … of all places! Such was the case recently at BMCC. In a spirited four-ball Match Play competition the teams were tied heading into the Par 4 9th Hole. Opponent BF had reached the green side bunker in two, and quite uncharacteristically,…

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We are Turnt!

We are Turnt!

Foremost was advised years ago that he needed to be careful about his political observations…that some Readers were offended by his commentary, and that they wished he would stick to the ROG (some adding that the ROG were another subject of which F knew little about). F took this sage advice to heart, and is now careful to avoid offensive political commentary. When motivated to address a hot-button political issue, F resists the urge and responds simply, “I grew up…

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It Must Be Football Season

It Must Be Football Season

Foremost apologizes for being somewhat remiss lately in his Rules reports. College Football is upon us and F has been preoccupied lately with his surprising Commodores who have started the season 2-0! This week the Dores play in Atlanta and are 10 point favorites over Georgia! Man, it would be nice to finally kick some Georgia fannies . (Oh, I see it’s Georgia State…). Anyway, The scoring format in the OEI Men’s Game competition this lovely mountain day was Stroke…

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F Has An Inspiration

F Has An Inspiration

 “We have the ability to see what can be, unburdened by what has been, and then to make the possible actually happen” In a hard-fought four-ball competition at HCC, all of the players stood on the 6th hole with modest putts for par. Opponent JD had a tricky seven-foot downhill slider. F had a downhill six-footer. His partner, RS, had a curving four-footer, and opponent AN had a straight uphill three-footer. Things weren’t looking good as F’s team was…

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Not As Bad As It Sounds?

Not As Bad As It Sounds?

  I. Two Balls Touching Facts (1) On two separate occasions in the same round at OEI, Sandwich found his ball touching another ball. On the first occasion, the balls were paired together in a dense rough. On the second occasion, his ball lay atop another ball in the high grass of a Penalty Area, a location from which his ball would have been playable, but for the interference posed by the underlying ball. As the players contemplated the…

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A Matter of “Culture”

A Matter of “Culture”

Men’s Games The Men’s games are in full swing in the mountains and Foremost has to say he is impressed to date with the overwhelming adherence and devotion by all to the Rules of Golf. Certainly, “the gimmee” remains a constant and undefined variable, however, and Foremost has to admit that even he (thank you) has been the welcome recipient of perhaps-questionable gimmee concessions from time to time (“I guarantee you nobody else is putting that”, or, “it isn’t gonna…

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