Respectfully Submitted, Foremost

Facts – A Protest Several passersby at BMCC were alarmed recently as they witnessed Player and Reader, Sandwich,  kneel alone on the 18th green  while facing the nearby flag and flagpole of the United States. Foremost, who knows Sandwich well, can allay any and all concerns! Rather than making a political statement, Sandwich was simply aligning his putt, with kneeling a vital part of his rather tedious routine … a routine which involves pacing, plumb- bobbing, squinting, more pacing, and…

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Facts The greens were recently punched at BMCC which led to a conversation that was overheard by Foremost. “That was an awful putt,” said the Yank to opponent EC who had bounced a six-footer up two feet short. “Well, I had to hit it out of a hole,” replied EC. “Why”’ said the Yank. “I found my ball in an aeration hole, marked it, and replaced it in the aeration hole,” said EC. “If I moved the ball to the…

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  Subject: Dreamers (R11; R18; R5) It was a cool, glorious day at BMCC. Thrilled to be on the golf course, dreamers WT and Foremost decided to play all the way back from the black tees in match play competition. Several Rules incidents occurred. (1) Facts With honors, WT laced a fine drive down the middle of the 9th fairway from the blue tees. (1) Ruling With the realization that WT played from the wrong teeing area, F asked WT…

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