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Month: August 2022

Testing Foremost!

Testing Foremost!

What a week! Biden forgives student loan debt! He’s now got Foremost’s mid-term vote if he will just cancel these pesky Country Club dues. This item has to be next on the Democratic buy-a-vote agenda! (What an easy sale! As most members on this Board will attest, there isn’t that much difference between a College experience and a Country Club experience anyway!) Also, Hawaii saw the most offensive destruction on its shores since Pearl Harbor, as the Commodores routed the…

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Sandwich Steals a Partner!

Sandwich Steals a Partner!

I. Facts In four-ball competition at BMCC, Foremost was a little slow out of the gate, but his partner RMcN had held off opponents Sandwich and SH with a bogey/par start. “Ok, we are one up”, said F to RMcN as the players proceeded to the third hole teeing area. “Oh no”, said Sandwich. “RMcN is my partner and you and SH are two down.” Well, F was flabbergasted with this announcement, as he distinctly remembered he had tossed the…

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Right Down the Middle

Right Down the Middle

I. Facts Foremost was deeply touched when playing partner, JD, noted that he had missed F’s rules blog. F explained that, due to circumstances beyond his control, it had been an unusual and infrequent golf season for F, and that he had, indeed, dropped the ball in his solemn quest and duty to uphold, defend, and explain the Rules of Golf, a failing perhaps even more significant as the very foundations of golf are being rocked by the emergence of…

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