Respectfully Submitted, Foremost

Foremost and Sandwich had just finished the 10th hole at BMCC. F was driving the golf cart as always, of course, as he generally doesn’t like to play if he can’t drive the cart and keep score. The cart path from Hole #10 descends into a tunnel under Harding Place and ascends to the Hole #11 tee. The tunnel entrance itself opens after a rather sharp left turn around a blind curve. F was juggling a cup of tuna salad…

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The phone rang early on Monday morning, December 5th. Foremost picked up his phone from his bedside table and a quick glance showed the caller was Sandwich. “What the hell does he want this early?”, thought F, slowly gathering his senses. He answered the call. “F”, said Sandwich in a business-like tone. “I’ve decided to place my name in the golf partner portal.” F was stunned by this announcement as Sandwich had been his starting partner for many years. “Why…

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