Fumbling the Flag (R13.2)

Fumbling the Flag (R13.2)

A Road Trip Warm and sunny skies welcomed Foremost in a recent match play competition with Reader BL and his lovely wife, JL, at the challenging TCC golf course in Indian Wells, California. The lovely Mrs. F, who doesn’t play golf, joined the action as well, walking along as a spectator. She was perfectly content to be exercising, soaking up a little Vitamin D, and taking in the spectacular desert views of the rocky arroyos and distant snow-capped peaks which…

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Trench Warfare (R16.1; Model Rule F-19; Order of Play and Ready Golf(R6.4)

Trench Warfare (R16.1; Model Rule F-19; Order of Play and Ready Golf(R6.4)

Foremost flipped the chip high into the air to determine honors in a recent match play competition at BMCC. “What happened to that obnoxious coin”, asked a grinning JS who had immediately noticed F was not using his prized Silver Dollar Trump coin. “Was it impeached?” The teeing ground conversation then turned to handicaps. EC told F to quit referencing the GHIN system with a hard “G” as in Gimmee”, when the correct pronunciation of GHIN is “Gin” with a…

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“Bombshell!” Rulings by F (World Handicaps, Advice, Accidents)

“Bombshell!” Rulings by F (World Handicaps, Advice, Accidents)

Foremost was extremely busy the other day. He was watching “The Five” on Fox ( he would have his Readers know he once sat behind Dana Perino on a bus) as Greg Gutfeld opened a John Bolton discussion: “The media has TBD, terminal bombshell disease. A belch is a bombshell.” By this standard F reasoned that his Rulings are all, without exception, “bombshells”, although he understands if a Reader feels like F is perhaps over-selling his product! Thoughts of “bombshells”,…

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Sandwich Hits a Rough Spot (Rs 7.4,9.4, 14.2 and Def “Wrong Place”); And, a De Novo 19th Hole Ruling

Sandwich Hits a Rough Spot (Rs 7.4,9.4, 14.2 and Def “Wrong Place”); And, a De Novo 19th Hole Ruling

I. Facts In a three-ball match play outing at BMCC, Players EC, Sandwich, and Foremost were engaged in their usual, spirited competition as they teed off on the Par-Five 17th Hole. Sandwich pushed his drive right. All watched as it glanced through the branches of a large hackberry tree and disappeared from sight. The players began their search for Sandwich’s ball, which had clearly nestled somewhere in a vast brown and crusty Bermuda rough. After a diligent search approaching the…

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Helicopter Attacks! R’s 15.1a; 13.1c(2); 8.1a and c; Def.”Loose Impediment”

Helicopter Attacks! R’s 15.1a; 13.1c(2); 8.1a and c; Def.”Loose Impediment”

Facts Helicopters were in the news this past week, as eight helicopters ferried our special forces into Northern Syria where they whacked ISIS leader, al-Baghdadi, who was described by the Washington Post as an ”austere religious scholar” … a confusing description, by the way, that perhaps caused several of our Readers (Foremost included) to think immediately of our own Rev Reader CS. And while this attack was going on in Syria, thousands of miles away in the peaceful mountains of…

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Practice Pays! (R’s 5.2; 13.1; 14.2; and 23.8)

Practice Pays! (R’s 5.2; 13.1; 14.2; and 23.8)

BMCC It was a crisp, fall day at BMCC where a full field of 64 players anxiously awaited the starting whistle in the popular Oaks Par Three Tournament… featuring a stroke-play partnership format with imaginative holes concocted and started from devious teeing areas created around the course. Reader EC was calmly limbering up in the staging area near the practice chipping green. As he worked through his familiar yoga stretching routine, trying to set his intentions for the day, he…

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The Hidden Ball Trick!

The Hidden Ball Trick!

(1) Facts– Yellow Balls Foremost had decided to play a yellow ball, while his partner Sandwich, and opponents RM and JS were playing white balls. No contestant had changed his ball color for 12 holes (almost 3 hours) and F had grown quite accustomed to playing the yellow ball. On the daunting 13th hole at BMCC, a difficult dog-leg right, F led off with a powerful drive left which he hoped would not run through the bend of the fairway….

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TRASH TALK! (Rs 16.1a; 7.4)

TRASH TALK! (Rs 16.1a; 7.4)

Dumpster Relief? Foremost is thrilled to be able to feature a dumpster scene in a high-brow  Rules review! (Carefully note the large dumpster in the shade to the right of the roll-aways). The Setting  From the 9th hole of the lovely PCC, in four-ball matchplay competition, Reader MM reports that he hit his drive left …”way left”. He found it on the ground amidst the branches of a low-hanging tree, with no possibility of a shot due to swing restrictions….

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Head-Scratchers (Rules of Golf 18.2;11.1; Int 8.1b/7)

Head-Scratchers (Rules of Golf 18.2;11.1; Int 8.1b/7)

Foremost is pretty sure he was incorrect in his initial answer to all of the following Reader inquiries. See if you get them correctly! (1)An Out-of-Bounds Argument          Reader JJ closely examined opponent VP’s ball (picture attached). The ball was situated in a long, wispy grass, either on or next to a white out-of-bounds line, at its outer edge. Although upon close examination, the ball appeared to be resting on the natural green/brown roots of the grass,…

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A Mixed Bag (R’s 4.2; 6.3; 8; and 12.2)

A Mixed Bag (R’s 4.2; 6.3; 8; and 12.2)

What a week in the news! Golf has almost taken the backstage. Foremost is happy to review the highlights and some of the hot-button issues of the day: Brexit. The fate of the free world and democracies everywhere may lie with F favorite, Boris Johnson, who is championing the English people and their proud nation against the ultimate swamp of open-border world bureaucrats, global financiers, and liberal media, an alliance which is having a little trouble understanding national identity and…

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